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Kinja'd!!! "Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
09/27/2013 at 23:08 • Filed to: shoop, s2000

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Not really the shooping I'm even remotely qualified to do.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2013 at 23:11

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Yes. It's so close.

It's sloppy, like sex with a retard but it's also strangely satisfying, like sex with a retard.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2013 at 23:20

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Hey, random question; do you think you could pull that roofline all the way back? Make it a shooting brake with those lines?

I might have to fap.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lets Just Drive
09/27/2013 at 23:25

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So, you want me to go full retard?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lets Just Drive
09/27/2013 at 23:32

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SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2013 at 23:32

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You never go full retard.

Mind you, you never trust the "women" in Bangkok either and I've crossed that line.

So fuck it.

Go full retard.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2013 at 23:33

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Boo-yah bitches.

I ain't even care. I'm gonna go fap to this shit.

You mad bro?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2013 at 23:34

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Sorry, I choke on small objects.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lets Just Drive
09/27/2013 at 23:35

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Have at it. Don't Ask Don't Tell.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nibby
09/27/2013 at 23:36

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Well then you're not even gonna be able to fit it in anyways.


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/27/2013 at 23:38

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My wife and I have the same arrangement worked out!

Who knew the Military would be good for anything?